A Martin Van Buren Frottage, part II

a Marin Van Buren frottage - bob plainwilder poetry

(Where is Martin Van Buren, now that America needs him?)

When Martin Van Buren appears
we give a toot.
We are the only duly recognized
Martin Van Buren authority.

We’ve learned well from history
what would Van Buren wear?
what would Van Buren say?
what made V.B. presidential?

The Martin Van Buren look.
The Martin Van Buren way.
Martin Van Buren’s greatest hits —
A Martin Van Buren Frottage!

Martin Van Buren’s hairline
Evoked his life and time.
His bulbous nose and pointed chin
the world might never see again…

A Martin Van Buren Frottage!

 

© 2024 by b. plainwilder

Grosz Gonzo Grosz

George Grosz - bob plainwilder poetry

This wild mongoose of an artist
Snapping in the social fray
turning lights on everything
a prophet of his day

Grosz Gonzo Grosz

A thoughtful and extremely rare
artist Visionaire
his particular winning shine
showed its detail for all time

A civilization in Decline
the Nazi rise it would unfold
in his paintings big and bold
Grosz unequaled social critic
Prescient foretold

Casting poignant imagery
Cultural degeneration
bureaucrats misguided
drippy grifters waving fists

Authoritarian Decadence
Grosz would be confronting this

Dramatizing evil snipes
who’d wipe the goodness from our midst
Courageous artists like George Grosz
today are sorely missed

 

© 2024 by Rob Sienna / b. plainwilder

Grinding Metal Corporate Teeth

unfulfilled desires - b. plainwilder poetry

Icky times in Dinjyville
Pacin round the platform waitin for a train
stumblebum plinkin phone

Everywheres another clanky
smart device encrusted soul
worlds away from satisfaction or fulfillment
in Some Hole

Under monstrous office towers
trapped in sticky mires
the maelstrom of each day

Weary eyed and hesitant
Disappointed mucho

Bad luck dangles down lapels
at times glinting off from those

Grinding Metal Corporate Teeth
that don’t let go

 

Drawing above by Frost Newton

 
© 2025 by Rob Sienna / b. plainwilder

Welcome – The San Francisco Review

Arts, Letters & Culture from SF Bay & Beyond.

Issue #101, Now – Contents:


 
 

Have a Pressing Problem?

There on Sacramento Street
they sit you in the catbird seat!
Finery in need of care?
Peninou he’ll meet you there.

Gamely Pierre Peninou
furthering your garment’s worth
measuring its length and girth…

In a hurry? Just don’t worry.
Ring up Pierre Peninou!
The inscrutable logo on his company hat,
such élan evoked in that.
Tasteful Pierre Peninou!

Pierre’s trending collar stays.
Engineering proper plays.
Comfy with the finer things,
sparkly suit enabling!

He’ll unwrinkle, block, repair, cuff & collar
skirts, culottes, sweats, blazers.
Even grungy laundry bags
re-done with a winning splash!

Velvet capes your emblem?
Get some pressed with dash!
If you want to you can have
them retrofitted too.
Crafty Pierre Peninou.

He can reinforce, depill
flat cuffs cold… that’s old hat.
He can stain guard or repel
stuff that no one else will do.
Outfits tailor made for you,
just ask Pierre Peninou!

 

© 2023 by bob plainwilder

uniquely dandy radio

for Ken Freedman

tuning into old skool style
dial catching FMU
broadcasting essential spew

WFMU
uniquely quirky radio
a pillar of community
home to surreal flights uh fancy

FMU’s the best
celebrating east and west

ingeniously inventive
tuneage that inspires
fires all new takes on life

wiring up communities
FMU unmatched
espousing cool inventive ways
WFMU

  

© 2023 by bob z plainwilder